Deep Tissue Lovin'

I am fucking bathing in the warm, rosy glow of bloggerly love. Ever since I was dragged off the bouncy horse at the playground (and forced to bathe and wear panties) by my new mommy, and shoved into the arms of my terrified and slightly repulsed father, the new friends of Inblognito are just multiplying like rabbits. Amour is in the air, glasshoppahs. Smell it!

Last night was for Daddy. Tonight is for Mommy. Come back later and read her present.