Just do what I do when you get in a MIL tough spot like that. Get a big tree between you and her, then, turn sideways. It works for me bout 50% of the time, the 50% it don't work. I think they "sniffed" me out. I'm trying to get on the sniper food plan, you know, eatin' what they eat so I won't be noticed, but the thought of downin' tofu and geritol just ain't cuttin' it.