Unworthy

I'd like to take a moment, now, to bow to the wit of Mama Montezz. Ripped from the comments at Uncle Robert's Sit-Down-To-Piss Emporium:

No, I'm not a comely young lass,
and so you said you'd take a pass.
And that's just as well,
for from what I could tell,
You'd have pro'ly been crushed by my ass.

Ha! Mama, I really am not worthy of the brilliance. You've...you've encapsulated my adult womanhood, lady. I think I love you.