January 10, 2005


Last night, I had to run a cross-county errand. Down here in these parts, we have some fairly large counties, so I spent about two hours total in the car, if you combine the coming and the going. On my way out, I stopped and bought one of these, strictly on the recommendation of the aforelinked blogger. Oh. Mah. Gaah. Let me repeat - Oh. Mah. GAAH. Am I vibrating? I think I've still got the shakes. My teeth feel all jiggly.

A warning to people who still go to Starbuck's for plain old coffee - all four of you - this "beverage" (I used the term loosely; you could stick a dowel in it and call it a hot popsicle) contains no actual coffee. It's just chocolate, thick, hot, melty, gooey, dark, bitter, chocolate. It is, however, a totally different animal from "hot chocolate"; calling a Chantico a "hot chocolate" is like calling the recent tsunami "a wave"; yeah, they're both moving water, but one wets the hem of your trousers rolled, and the other will knock your fucking house down and maim you for life. The Chantico is hot, and it's chocolate, but there the similarity ends.

The best description of the Chantico I've seen calls the experience "like drinking a truffle". That about covers it; my nipples got hard, I shit you not. Whichever brain receptor plugs in to both lust and chocolate was flooded; in that moment, that first sip, I was sated. Slaked. Nerve-endings dragging on the ground behind the car. It took me the entire two hour cross-county drive to drink one Chantico. It's not a large beverage - comes in a little tiny cup - it's just incredibly rich.

Bear in mind, this is coming from someone who can handle her chocolate. I like spicy food - I mean, spicy food, hard liquor, and rich desserts. When I say it's rich, I mean it. I am no Body Nazi. If you don't like chocolate and sweet, sweet things, give this one a pass. Seriously. It would make you vomit.

Me, the hardened chocoholic - color me impressed. I think I got high off that thing. And I swear to God, my head is still vibrating.

Posted by Queenie at January 10, 2005 07:20 PM

Well, hell. I GOTTA have one, now.


Posted by: Margi at January 10, 2005 07:37 PM

I have never been a fan of Starbucks. We have several great, local, coffee houses, and I'm sure they'll provide such an offering. Perhaps, I'll check it out there.

Oh, and I also read, about two weeks ago, that Starbucks gives 100 percent of their funds, aimed at political issues/campaigns to the democrats.

Nail in coffin.

Of course, they do serve as great fodder for some of my new favorite cartoons.


My favorite...'Small, Medium, Large'

Posted by: jmflynny at January 10, 2005 08:12 PM

Man, I LOVE Starschmucks. You sold me, I gotta try one of those things. I saw them advertised at the store but passed on it. Going to have to turn back now.
Later...here I go.

Posted by: Wichi Dude at January 10, 2005 09:39 PM

Queenie, you seriously need to find you some Dagoba Xocolatl hot chocolate mix. No, it ain't a Chantico, but how many of those can you have before your brain explodes? But what it is is cocoa, cinnamon, and chili pepper...hot choc the way the Aztecs probably used to serve it to their kings. And it totally kicks ass.

Posted by: Steve at January 10, 2005 10:04 PM

Thanks for the tip, Miss Queenie, I has got to get the little bride one of those Saturday morning...maybe have it waiting for her when she wakes up. Who knows? I could get lucky!

Posted by: Circa Bellum at January 10, 2005 11:23 PM

I seem to recall reading somewhere that, at least for women, the receptors for chocolate and lust *are* plugged in to the same receptacle.

I think I need to try one of these on Daisycat...;)

Posted by: Desert Cat at January 11, 2005 12:48 AM

I saw an ad for one of those last night and thought, Hmmmm....

Drinking a truffle. Oh man. Sounds like foreplay to me.

Posted by: Amy at January 11, 2005 09:09 AM

You got the endorphins! Where the hell were you when I was begging for some?

Posted by: Key at January 11, 2005 09:35 PM

I blogged many moons ago about worshipping Howard Shultz. God Bless the man.

My best friend called me today to tell me I had to try this one-she says it's better than sex!

God help us women!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so there.


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