January 13, 2005


Just so's you know? Karl Rove and Michael Moore are both paying me to blog. Oh, it isn't a political thing - I think the checks keep coming because I never seek to judge. Briefcase Boy likes it tight and dirty, but Jabba the Slut over there just has a diaper fetish. What can I say? They dig it. And the cash ain't bad, either. It has to be, really - have you ever see Mike Moore in a Huggie? Combat pay, for psychic scars.

Really. Comments at Instapundit? Hell has frozen over.

Posted by Queenie at January 13, 2005 11:07 PM

I am so jealous. Moore paid me in adipose tissue, which is apparently common scrip amongst his type. I was expecting cash. Now I know who his homeys are.

Posted by: Velociman at January 13, 2005 11:17 PM

Now I have psychic scars from just reading this, the horror, oh the horror!

Posted by: BeeBee at January 14, 2005 06:38 AM
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