February 04, 2005


Despite the nagging financial worries, unemployment suits me. Interspersed with sleeping and fucking off have been short spasms of Busy Beaver; my resume is ready to go, I've sent copies to most of my former employers (I've manged to stay on a good footing with all of 'em), as well as a few folks who've proved to be good networking contacts before, and have submitted my CV to a headhunter, a good one. Additionally, I have secured a part-time position at a ghastly hourly rate, just to keep some cash flowing into my coffers during this hiccup in my employment history. I thought I had a thousand-dollar deal to clean Acidman's house, but I see I've been, erm, supplanted. Easy come, easy go.

I've had a lot of time on my hands in the past couple of days; I should have spent it constructively, cleaning my house, washing all my laundry, running those errands that one never has time to get to during working hours. I didn't, though. I've been hard at work on another project. I've spent my time becoming a world-class snowboarder.

Yes. My name is Kaori, I'm from Japan, I'm very perky and happy. I have an affinity for backpacks, stuff with daisies on it, and giggling as I punch the crap out of my competitors, earning coveted Knockdown points that lead to Speed Boosts and Uber Tricks. I've gotten addicted to SSX 3, a Playstation game that one of my oldest son's friends left over here last weekend.

I don't play Playstation. Until I saw this game, I viewed the whole contraption with a measure of disgust - I am a mother - and had never so much as picked up a controller in my life. I'm hooked now, though, right and proper. I spent some time watching Numbah One Son and his buddy at play last weekend, and the game was so appealling that I just had to try it. What do you know? I'm good at it. The speed! The challenge! The gut-wrenching Chevy-Show effect of the graphics! It's just like being there! Without the cold, of course. And the music on the thing is good, too.

When I was in college and Nintendo became a Big Huge Deal, my clique and I called it White Boy Crack. Honestly, I know several guys who gave up their college aspirations because they spent their days getting stoned and sitting in front of the game console. At the time, we laughed at these prematurely pot-bellied losers, but these boys, now men have gone on to find fulfilling lives as video rental store managers and telemarketing supervisory professionals, so who am I to say they took an undesirable track?

Queenie, though, needs to lay down the metaphorical crack pipe. This Playstation shit is murder on the digits. Seriously, my thumbs are swollen up. Hot to the touch. I need an icepack.

One more game, one. I need one more medal to unlock Peak Three, and then I'm through for the weekend, I promise. After all, I can't let the children see me acting like this. If those little barbarians get a whiff of Mommy actually liking the Playstation, there'll be no living with them.

Posted by Queenie at February 4, 2005 12:07 PM

Delurking to say...

Well....If you are hooked on the snowboarding game then you definitely should NOT buy the "eye toy" dance game that goes with the playstation.

Not a big video game player myself, my daughter got this eye toy dance thing for Christmas and OMG! I am absolutely addicted. IT has a little tiny camera that you perch on the top of you T.V and your whole body is the controller (no more numb fingers and swollen thumbs).

There are tons of songs and the screen shows you how to do the moves and you are scored on how well you follow along and keep the beat. It's pretty much learning how to do the dances that you see the singers do in the music videos.

The BEST part is that I have lost 18 pounds since Christmas playing this damn game....lol. It even has a calorie check if you want to see how many calories you burned while playing.

Okay........I bet you can't tell by my long novel here how much I LOVE this game.
Don't buy it!! LMAO

Your job situation bites the big one. What passwords?

(e-mail listed is temporarily out of service until my ISP straightens out their mess)

Posted by: Dawn at February 4, 2005 02:54 PM

18 pounds lost AND playing an addictive Playstation game?

Where the HELL do I get this??

Posted by: Margi at February 4, 2005 03:23 PM

One more game, and one more game only...sounds like Sean Connery. Enjoy it I say!!!

Posted by: Sam at February 4, 2005 05:13 PM

Thankfully my husband is addicted. When he plays, it is the only reprieve I have from his blog bitching... ; )

Posted by: Key at February 4, 2005 05:28 PM

Never cared for video games. BFWOT. I did dabble with arcade Gravitar at one point. I got addicted to my daughter's Super Mario Brothers on Gameboy once, though. Got carpal tunnel mastering that fucker. I finally got through all the levels and burned up 27 Mario lives trying to get that little plane through the final, final barrier. Couldn't figure it out. Threw the farging game in the trash and was cured (she didn't play it anymore anyway). Fugging plumbers.

Posted by: Velociman at February 4, 2005 05:50 PM

The job part, yes, it sucks. The lazy, brain dead time, it doesn't. If the Playstation doesn't get you the lack of funds will get you. I got hooked on one of those 007 games tryin' to out shoot and out suave those bastards. Kept wonderin' what the f*** my watch had a laser in it for, until I had to cut my way out of the bottom of a train with a bunch of recently killed folks on it. Finally did it, but had to tag team that game with brothers in law. As it is in life, so it is in video games. Some have talents that others lack. RedNeck's can't do it all, contrary to what you've been led to believe.

Sam had a good call from Hunt for Red October though, "one game, and one game only please..." that was classic Sam.

Good Luck in the job hunt, and you need to up your rate if you're gonna clean the crackerbox...

Posted by: RedNeck at February 4, 2005 10:42 PM

You should have agreed to clean my house.

Posted by: Acidman at February 5, 2005 02:39 AM

Yeah, I play PC games a lot when I'm hiding. Gives the illusion of forward movement. I also read horror novels, to enjoy someone getting fucked up worse than me. I'm just the sensitive type.

Posted by: Bane at February 5, 2005 04:54 PM

Started playing "Smash Bro" with my son. I love the fighting, it's addictive! But then I used to love to play field hockey when I was in school. My favorite part was the kick fests with big groups of people, love face-to-face physical battle!

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