March 17, 2005

I Will Not Have It!

People, we cannot allow her to keep us dangling like this! You have all the classic elements of the best southern fiction -

"Only one other person Iíve ever known to of maintained that level of nasty is my brother, Biscuit-Butt.

Thatís my nickname for him, Biscuit-Butt. The man has one of the largest butts known to all mankind. Considering his body is normal in most other ways, his butt is kind of a stand out. Itís like two huge rounded loafs of bread, the biggest loafs you ever saw side by side.

Everyone calls him Biscuit-Butt; I call it to his face, the rest behind his back.

Biscuit-Butt is a well-to-do lawyer, has all his clothes altered to minimize his massive behind. I love it, simply love it, I gave that complex to him, for me to know that I am responsible for him obsessing about his butt thrills me no end.

Anyways, as we talked he asked if I have any regrets. I told him not about anything Iíve ever done, just what I havenít done.

I know what he wants to hear, Biscuit-Butt always want to know if Iím sorry I shot him when I was a kid, if I regret it..."

This is a story I must hear. Miss BeeBee, please. Have a heart. Write about the day you shot Biscuit-Butt. I have a feeling that the world needs this piece of text. Do it for Literature. Do it for the chilllllldren!

Posted by Queenie at March 17, 2005 11:02 PM
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Oh Queenie, anything for you. I have a load of work to do today but I'll get to it in the next couple of days.

Not an easy story to write, not because I'm sorry for shooting him but because of all the crap that was happening at the time.

But your right, it's time to do it for the chilllldren! LOL

Posted by: BeeBee at March 18, 2005 07:23 AM

LOL...now you've got me hooked. I agree, we need to hear the story!

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