April 07, 2005

Sleepless in Sylacauga

I am home, wide awake, sober, and bored to tears. I'd shoot my dog for a "hand-rolled cigarette".

I'm so bored I'm actually reduced to baiting Acidman's trolls. And you know that's a damn shame...middle of the night, fine, honest woman...with nothing better to do than argue with a pompous, gasbaggy drunk.

A damn shame. And a total yawner. Somebody - please entertain me! Stop me before I bait again!

Posted by Queenie at April 7, 2005 12:27 AM

No, Queenie! Don't do it!

Don't bait again!

'Cause after a while, you'll get really good at it, and you'll be a master...

(Aw, shit, that's so lame I can't even type it.)

Posted by: Elisson at April 7, 2005 12:48 AM

Instead of shooting the dog, go take pictures of the dog and join us in this weeks Carnival of the Dogs!! Hey - it'll give you something to do and the dog is probably lots more fun than trolls! *G*

Posted by: Mickey at April 7, 2005 12:53 AM

It was pretty entertaining though, as far as weekday midnights go.

Posted by: DONGER at April 7, 2005 01:17 AM

"hand rolled" huh. Prince Albert I'm sure your talking about, right. lol.

Posted by: DONGER at April 7, 2005 01:56 AM

You could try out the latest "Home Brazillian wax kit" and give us your product review?

Posted by: WarWagon at April 7, 2005 10:38 AM

...and I refused to go online last night, if only I had known you were spearing trolls...

Posted by: Key at April 7, 2005 02:18 PM

Just wrapped one in your honor. Damn storms.

Posted by: Yabu at April 7, 2005 02:59 PM

I've already offered to send you a scented candle. The aroma does wonders for anger management issues and watching it flicker is very relaxing for the mind.

All I need is your address.

Posted by: Acidman at April 7, 2005 04:32 PM

Being an infant in the world of blogs, I quickly stumbled onto yours and acidman's. I read them everyday!

Posted by: oregano at April 7, 2005 06:58 PM

Was I trolling at Rob's last night? Was kind of drunk, don't recall. I thought I spent most of the night figuring out what part of the vagina that was over at Eroticalee's.

Posted by: Velociman at April 7, 2005 09:14 PM

Well, kiddo. For what little it's worth, I really like your blog. After perusing Glen, Charles, and Jeff, I - on occassion - drift over to the seamier side of life. Nothing personal, mind you. But you've got to admit, 'Cocksuckers', as an intro to a television series, is hardly the makings of Masterpiece Theatre. Given that, your candor and honesty are a very positive draw. The lion's share of us shove all those youthful ramblings we are all guilty of into the 'what, Me?' mental file, only to be resurected during alchohol-induced solo melancholy ramblings. You, on the other hand, hang it out to dry. Good for you. You've got a fan out in the high desert, darlin'.

Posted by: PTBoise at April 8, 2005 12:56 AM

Boy, signs get posted and everything: Do Not Feed The Trolls. But no one listens.

Probably because it can be so damned fun.

If you're that bored, you could get around to interviewing me. Assuming, of course, that you didn't take one look at my blog and change your mind, which is always an option.

Posted by: Samira at April 8, 2005 10:45 PM

That MUST be bored, to bait Acidman's trolls; he has some real dummies on board, for sure! *L*

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