April 14, 2005

Checking Out

It's been a really rough week around here. Mac and I are at each other's throats, the kids are cranky, and that damned dog barks every time he hears a car door slam. Is it the moon? Is it something in the water? I don't know, but I'm sure hoping that this cloud - whatever it is - passes the hell on over, and fast.

I'm taking my daughter's Girl Scout troop camping this weekend, so I won't be around for a few days. I'd rather be at the "Georgia Writer's Workshop", but previously scheduled events have conspired to keep me away. Sigh. It's for the best, I guess. I'd just get drunk and dance on tables, anyway, and probably end up getting shot by a jealous wife or something.

I should be back Sunday, provided the little pack of green-clad heathen bitches-in-training don't throw me in the fucking Coosa River. Given my disposition, this is always a possibility.

Posted by Queenie at April 14, 2005 11:47 PM

Campin' trip! Cool! The bestest thing about my Boy Scout troop was that we were absolutely guaran-dam-teed at least one overnight, outta-town, camping trip in each and every month. Get away from the 'rents, dontcha know.

I seem to recall reading, a while back, that the loonier sort of feminists wanted to make the Girl Scouts all political, and theatrical, and all, but made the mistake of asking the girls what they really wanted.

The answer? "We wanna go camping!"

It is a *good* thing to get out of town, now and then, be ye boy or girl!

Posted by: Justthisguy at April 15, 2005 10:15 PM

.. you were missed... a great time was had by everyone...

Posted by: Eric at April 18, 2005 11:15 AM

Thanks for the link. Now, write something already. Or do those damn Girl Scouts have you tied to a tree, languishing in the forest somewhere?

Posted by: Bane at April 19, 2005 06:01 PM

Where were you? You chicken out? Another time, maybe, Cat

Posted by: catfish at April 20, 2005 12:10 AM

I hope you survived your trip with the girls! Come back soon. Hopefully thigs are going better for you and Mac.

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