June 08, 2005


I took three impromptu vacation days this week, and what do you suppose I did? Fly to New York for a couple of nights? Catch that hopper from Daytona Beach to Freeport? Drink heavily with the diviners, palmists, and soothsayers in Cassadaga?

Fuck No!

I worked like a galley slave at the Velocihovel, yoked like a damnable yak to a rusted plow blade.

I pressure washed the house, which included climbing onto a 1400 degree (Fahrenheit) roof to spray bleach on mildewed eaves (and yes, there is always the errant shot to the eyes, which wraparounds only partially deflect. I HATE being blind thirty feet up on the edge of a roof!). I tiled the kids' bathroom, which included yanking a fucking terlit and reseating it. I patched various sheetrock punctures my younger daughter incurred, usually just prior to claiming she has no temper. I changed the burned out bulbs in the 12 foot ceilings, they being 3 years done. I replaced rotted wood on outside window frames to keep the insidious termites out. There's more, but the point be taken.

I don't deserve this, but neglect is neglect. God damn. I shall go to work tomorrow, put up with cretinous bosses and an imploding organization, and ignore those 300 e-mails, throw my feet on my desk, and think This is the life!

Because I look bad in choke collar, harness, bit. I chafe at bits, bridle at bridles, denounce the spur.

But there is a lesson here, my fellow slackers: incrementalism is a good thing. Fucking off all weekend on the blogs for a year has repercussions. Nasty repercussions.

Posted by V-Man at June 8, 2005 10:05 PM

Well, there's always the Big Easy.

Posted by: Dash at June 8, 2005 10:37 PM

Fuckin' Ada, Dash. And this yak going solo. No cleaning the windows there.

Posted by: Velociman at June 8, 2005 10:41 PM

.. I've had continuous weekends (an everyday occurence) at the blog since Valentine's Day... I am Royally screwed..

Posted by: Eric at June 8, 2005 11:34 PM

You should go back to work and get some rest.

Vacation will kill ya.

Posted by: jmflynny at June 9, 2005 12:07 AM

I hate vacation, because I spend it either a: doing work around the house, or b: visiting inlaws, many of whom i despise. I want a vacation where I get to learn to sail a boat, or kill an animal larger than myself, or fish for a 500 lb fish in a 300 lb boat.

Or, watch Vman dance like a fucktard. that would do too. We could have the first ever outfucktard dance, where we try to outfucktard one another. It would be good. Lubrication would be required. No, not that kind of lubrication.

Posted by: og at June 9, 2005 01:13 PM

I believe Vman gave you the wrong house number Queenie. Probably on purpose. He's a verbose prick and he truly, truly, enjoys fuckin' with people. The description you gave is my house... I'm certain 'tis not his. The mutant would have nothin' of dwellings such as you have described. He (the Mutant) is coming very close to bein' Knighted by the Queen of England... for what thats worth.

Posted by: RecNeck at June 12, 2005 10:10 PM

Duh... Vman is still postin'. I got me with the last comment. I'll probably do it again with this one.

Eric, please, send more Scotch. Fiddich is half gone, or half there, depening on what kind of a day you're havin'.

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