December 19, 2004

Holiday Riches

I wish I had a got-damn nickel for every Chia-Pet commercial I've seen today. If I did, maybe providing my babies with a Santy Claus commensurate with the rest of their Private School class wouldn't feel like such an ass-fucking.

I'm just sayin'.

Posted by Queenie at December 19, 2004 10:46 PM

Those things would make an excellent white elephant gift. The only problem, is who wants to spend $20 on a gag gift?

Posted by: Key at December 20, 2004 05:22 PM

That's "like an assfucking" in the bad sense, right?

Posted by: Sigivald at December 20, 2004 06:06 PM

Give your kids switchblades for Christmas. Exponential kool for a modest price.

And tell them trophies of the day are bra straps and pigtails.

Posted by: Velociman at December 20, 2004 06:19 PM

With the reference to ass fucking, I'd be remorse if I didn't trash up the comments with a reference to the latest blogphenom, the "Blown Eye".

Posted by: RedNeck at December 21, 2004 09:46 PM
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