I wish I had a got-damn nickel for every Chia-Pet commercial I've seen today. If I did, maybe providing my babies with a Santy Claus commensurate with the rest of their Private School class wouldn't feel like such an ass-fucking.
I'm just sayin'.
Posted by Queenie at December 19, 2004 10:46 PMThose things would make an excellent white elephant gift. The only problem, is who wants to spend $20 on a gag gift?
Posted by: Key at December 20, 2004 05:22 PMThat's "like an assfucking" in the bad sense, right?
Posted by: Sigivald at December 20, 2004 06:06 PMGive your kids switchblades for Christmas. Exponential kool for a modest price.
And tell them trophies of the day are bra straps and pigtails.
Posted by: Velociman at December 20, 2004 06:19 PMWith the reference to ass fucking, I'd be remorse if I didn't trash up the comments with a reference to the latest blogphenom, the "Blown Eye".