I got it, the full kit model. Oh, my God. I cannot even describe to you the sweet pleasure that comes with using the best vacuum cleaner in the world, nor can I even attempt to describe the utter filth that it drew out of the carpet in my already freshly-vacuumed (with the old machine) bedroom floor. Holy crap!
We're talking mounds of shit, here. We're talking a veritable Mojave of dust. I may post a photo of the next filter-emptying, just so you can see that my transports of joy are not totally baseless.
I'm not sure, but I may have just had an orgasm.
Fucking A. I gotta call Momma. She gots to get one of these.
Posted by Queenie at December 31, 2004 04:26 PMFuck the make and model...ain't nuthing like a good Hoover. Know what I mean?
Happy New Year my friend!!!
Posted by: Sam at December 31, 2004 06:26 PMI think I gotta gets me one of them.
Posted by: BeeBee at January 1, 2005 08:14 AMMan, that sounds just like my little bride..."I'm not sure, but I may have just had an orgasm. Or not. How can you tell?"
I really don't want to get her a new vacuum just to try and sort things out. Any advice?
Posted by: Circa Bellum at January 1, 2005 09:59 AMHow Can You Tell?? You're kidding right, Circa?
Speaking of... Queenie, are you trying to give me an orgasm?
Posted by: Key at January 1, 2005 06:50 PMQueenie you got a deal.
I had to spend $100,000 to get my wife her Dyson everything carpet sucker. Thats what I tell everyone anyway, bought it with credit card rewards points and it 99,500 of them to get it. To me that means I spent ~$100,000 for a vacuum cleaner. That thing sure do suck the dirt though.