February 26, 2005


Have you ever lived in a really crappy apartment or duplex? I mean, a really crappy, miniscule dump? If so, did you ever have crazy, scary-looking next-door neighbors who fucked like rabid ferrets all night long every night, moaning and wailing, the very skin-slap noises of their raunchy coitus clearly audible from every single inch of your house? And it's not like you mind rabid ferrets, and you like raunchy coitus as much as the next gal, but...damn...you know these people (envision Beetlejuice astride a 275lb version of the Wicked Witch of the West) and the image is just a whole lot more than you really ever wanted or needed on your mental hard drive?

I have. I don't anymore. But now I have the internet...

Posted by Queenie at February 26, 2005 09:09 PM

Gawd holy damn! Do you live next door to us??

Posted by: Pammy at February 26, 2005 10:53 PM

I apologize for that ruckus. Heat of the moment, and all.

Now: why were you listening?

Posted by: Velociman at February 26, 2005 11:15 PM

Made you jealous, did it?

Posted by: Acidman at February 27, 2005 11:47 AM

Welcome to my eyesight ~:)

Posted by: mor at February 28, 2005 05:03 PM

I had to take that fucker next door aside and measure dicks before he realized who was actually driving.

Yeap, I've been there.

Posted by: Yabu at February 28, 2005 05:31 PM

No raunchy ferret sex next door to our modest little hovel in the armpit of New Hampshire, but the people across the hall dealt crack and meth and played really bad rap music at all hours of the night.

Crack and meth I can take. Bad rap I can't.

You would be amazed at what Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" through 200W speakers at 5:30 AM can accomplish.

Sure, the angry pounding on my door let me know they got the message. Answering the door with a loaded .357 Magnum pointing straight at their pointy heads just drove the damn point home.

And then, shortly thereafter, "someone" dimed them out to the local constabularies...

Dum dee dum.

Payback's a bitch, but I'm a mean SOB with plenty 'o' firepower...

Posted by: Jay G at March 1, 2005 10:07 AM

Who's HPD mugshot is that on your side bar?

Posted by: Brandon at March 7, 2005 11:14 AM
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