April 05, 2005


I, um, went over my cellular minutes.

I mean, way, way, waaaay over.

This is the first full-month cell bill we've had to pay since I got on the family phone plan instead of the "paid for by your employer" plan. Mister MacFarland, our eldest boy and I all share a pool of minutes. The two of them put together used, like, forty minutes total.

I blabbed my self-indulgent and spoiled head off all throughout the other, oh, thousand minutes or so. Plus some. I am in so much trouble.

I think I'm going to pack and go to her house for a few days. Hiding out, you know. When Mac finds me, he just might have an ass-whuppin' with him. Or the thirty-ought-six...gaah!

Make sure I get a decent, Christian burial, won't you? My epitaph?

"Talked Herself To Death."

Posted by Queenie at April 5, 2005 07:31 PM

I hope you can beat my January overage bill of $358. New plan? Sho now. You betcha.

Damned communicative bloggers. Wish I'd never met ya'll!

Had to sell one of the chirren into white slavery. You know how bad that hurts?

Posted by: Velociman at April 5, 2005 09:30 PM

OR..."talked til she was blue in the face"...you know...the beating and all. haha
Good Luck, maybe you can hide it from him. Hey, it's a thought.

Posted by: dawn at April 5, 2005 09:40 PM

Hmm............A suprise BJ goes a long way in atoning for spending indiscretions in this household. Stay at home and take your spanking!

Posted by: Ed at April 6, 2005 09:16 AM

OMG!!! What in the bloody hell could you have had to say??? LMAO

Posted by: WarWagon at April 6, 2005 12:16 PM

Am I in trouble too? I thought our chattins were free, both bein' Cingular and all... : D

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