April 10, 2005

Hubba Hubba

Since we're doing pictures, and revealing all kinds of down-and-dirties...

Want to know how to get in my pants, without even trying very hard?

Be this guy. GOT-DAMN...



Clive Owen, ladies and gentlemen, who just moved onto my list*, with four other guys who vaguely resemble him. I understand he's also on the short list to be the new James Bond, once Pierce Brosnan retires from the role. I'll keep my fingers crossed, and my legs, since I'm leaving wet spots on the uphoulstery just looking at him. I'd drink his fucking bathwater. Slurp.

Somebody wanted to know about my porn preferences? You're looking at it.

*You know, the list? The rich and famous people that you'll never, ever even be in the same room with, so it's okay for you to tell your husband that you're going to shag 'em rotten if you ever get the chance? That list.

UPDATE: LauraN, you are a gem, an angel. NO, I had never seen the BMW films. Yes, I live in a cave. I watched them all this afternoon, and consequently almost burned the house down through, erm, appliance overuse. Thank god those things have overheat shutdown controls. I've been trying to send you an e-mail to say thanks for the tip, but it keeps bouncing. So - if you come back, and I hope you do - thanks. I owe you one.

Posted by Queenie at April 10, 2005 11:16 PM

I hate to burst your bubble, Queenie, but Owen has dropped out of the running for the Bond role on his own, as he feels it could limit his career, in his own words.

That said, you MUST go see Sin City, as Owen has a major role in one of the story lines which makes up the film.

I think he would've made a good choice in the Bond role, as well, but he doesn't do anything for me otherwise. Write something about Jennifer Connelley, and that's a WHOLE 'nother subject. I've been lusting after her since she did Labryinth, with David Bowie, back in the mid 80's.

Posted by: KenS at April 11, 2005 05:01 AM

Were you aware of his intro to the world via the BMW mini-movies, The Driver? Go to http://usa.bmwfilms.com/clap.asp?template=index&country=usa&film=

Start with Season 1 - I loved Star.

Posted by: LauraN at April 11, 2005 08:12 AM

I vaguely resemble that guy...

Posted by: Velociman at April 11, 2005 08:21 PM

No V-man, he looks like me, Cat

Posted by: catfish at April 11, 2005 08:24 PM

Naw, he looks exactly like me.

Me with Clive Owen's head grafted on to my draggy-ass body, that is.

Posted by: Elisson at April 11, 2005 11:16 PM

I think he has a lumpy-assed nose and a butt crack
between his eyes.

Posted by: wes jackson at April 12, 2005 02:08 AM

King Arthur. Good choice. ;)

Posted by: Ron C at April 12, 2005 08:36 AM

Then it's a good thing he ain't trying to fuck you, ain't it, Wes? ;)

You sound awful bitter about this. Did Clive eat your babies or something, hon? Do tell!

Posted by: Queenie at April 12, 2005 08:49 AM

LOL - I am pleased to know that you were - er - thrilled with the linkage. Yes, those are some pretty nice films but add in his visage and you have the makings of...a sticky chair.

Sorry for the email snafu. Trying to sneak around and avoid spam but I am really at ischade@mindspring.com...

Posted by: LauraN at April 12, 2005 08:53 AM

He's gay.

Posted by: WarWagon at April 12, 2005 11:22 AM

Just a few sour grapes, Queenie. He was pretty good in Sin City. You are entitled to your wet fantasies. I couldn't let all that fawning go on without a wisecrack.


Posted by: wes jackson at April 13, 2005 02:04 PM

Jennifer Connelley, tragically, had a breast reduction, and all the Hollyfruits awarded her self-mutilation with an Oscar. There are quite a few well-trammelled anuses I'd like to pound that worthless statue into, and not just in mourning for sweet Jen's once perfect rack.

Owen is the only one I could relate to in Sin City, me being pretty and having hair and all, but he voiced some decidedly pussified speech in Sin City, which I noticed during my second viewing this afternoon.

Sadly, I fear that I am Marv, trapped in Owen's body.

Posted by: Bane at April 14, 2005 09:28 PM

I don't think Jennifer Conally had a breast reduction. She just did what all Hollywood actresses do when they don't look 21 anymore, started working out. And dieting.

Now she's the skeleton nobody wants her to be. Sigh. She looked *amazing* in "Rocketeer".

Posted by: ErikZ at April 15, 2005 05:10 AM

Nope, sorry. Reduction=fact. From her own lips, as if it wasn't obvious. To lose magnificent breasts like hers were through 'diet and exercise' would have left her looking like a Biafran.

Posted by: Bane at April 15, 2005 12:49 PM
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