November 10, 2005

Was that an Earthquake?

I am not writing much this week because I have vertigo, a great big huge racking case of labyrinthitis-slash-positional vertigo. Every time I move my head, the earth shakes - and not in that good way. The dizziness by itself is bad enough, but the meds they give me for this hereditary curse pretty much amount to instant brain-death. I down one, and half an hour later my ass is gone - also not in that good way. My days this week, thus far, look like this:

1) Get out of bed, and head for the bathroom.
2) Hit the wall.
3) Shower, very carefully. A shampoo? Danger, Will Robinson. Yesterday I literally fell out of the shower enclosure during a particularly vigorous exfoliation.
4) Dress, primp; sometimes Mister MacFarland will consent to hand-hold me through this process. Otherwise, I'm pulling my clothes on from a seated position.
5) Drive to work. Murder on our roads!
6) Work for nine hours, as motionlessly as possible. I haven't fallen out of my chair in public. Yet.
7) Drive to my youngest child's afterschool program; liberate him. Creep home, very, very carefully. Precious cargo and all that.
8) Cook dinner, and usually I ask the little one to follow me around, just in case.
9) Bathe child, read bedtime story, tuck in, no head motion allowed. Last night I fell out of my kid's bed during Burt Dow: Deep Water Man. Oh, the shame.
10) Down my meds.
11) Asleep in thirty minutes or less.
12) Sleep for ten hours.
13) Get out of bed, and head for the bathroom.
14) Hit the wall.

You get my drift. Regular blogging will recommence when I'm feeling more...stable.

Posted by Queenie at November 10, 2005 07:53 PM | TrackBack

Hey Queenie;

Take care of yourself! Perhaps its time for the others to take care of you! Cooking dinner and all that!


Posted by: Bigol at November 10, 2005 08:44 PM

Hey, not to dispense medical advice without every actually seeing you ....but....

I am an ear surgeon...the best thing you can do is to start moving around is a link to some simple vestibular exercises...
You will feel like you.know.what when you first start doing them, but in a few days you'll be much better

Trust me..... :)

Not my website btw, need to maintain inblognito-ness......

Posted by: pedro at November 10, 2005 09:03 PM

Prolly shouldn't drive. Just sayin.

Posted by: Bane at November 11, 2005 12:53 AM

That's called vertigo? I always thought it was the retardation coupled with a mild drinking problem that caused my sketchy driving habits, running into walls, and propensity to fall over.

Posted by: shank at November 11, 2005 08:48 AM

Hope you're feeling better soon.

Posted by: Kelly at November 11, 2005 12:00 PM

Jesuz, girl. I have to say that maybe it's time that you GOT A LITTLE HELP from your cohabitants?

I hope you're finer'n froghair really soon, gal. That sounds like it SUUUUUCKS.

Much love to you and the fambly,

Posted by: Margi at November 11, 2005 12:55 PM

Are you just sayin' those meds are no good cuz you don't want me to steal 'em? :D

I was wondering why I hadn't heard from my girl, but I can understand wanting to get in the ten hours sleep when feeling so lousy. Sorry you're having to go to work and pretend you're 100%. That sucks! Call me if you need me, hon.

Posted by: Key at November 11, 2005 08:08 PM

I TOLD you to lay off those earthquake pills. However, if you're short, I still have a few. To tide you over, you see.

Posted by: Velociman at November 12, 2005 12:11 AM

Hope you get to feeling better. Soon!

Posted by: Dash at November 13, 2005 11:32 PM

I had the same problem. I went to several Dr's who talked about surgery etc.. Then I went to a mad scientist who cured me. For 3 days have no processed foods, cold cuts, canned, etc. Drink lots of water. You have too much salt in your system. Eat nothing but unsalted home cooked foods and drink lots of water. It takes about 3 days. There is a level in your inner year which is your navagation/directional meter. It tells you what's left and right, up and down. It's just like one of those glass tube levels with the little bubble in it. It gets too full because of the salt and it throws you off.. It's like the bed spinning when your drunk, although none of the prior fun. Best of luck, love your blog.

Posted by: j at November 15, 2005 11:16 AM

.. get well soon, Queenie....

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