Why have I not blogged lately? Twin curses: sucked into the inlaw vortex, dialup house. I've gone back in time, and there's nothing I want to say bad enough to get on the information superhighway in a flat-bed cart drawn by two hoof-rotted oxen. Also, I'm out of the lashings of reindeer-hide necessary to make their late-80's-model modem work properly...hell, I'm at a Kinko's now, avoiding a coffee-klatch peopled exclusively by Red-Hatters. Even as I type, someone is removing a crumb-cake from my mother-in-law's avocado fridge...just kill me now, okay?
I'll be back soon. A few days. Yawn. Spartanburg is living up to its name.
Posted by Queenie at February 23, 2005 08:54 AMYe Gods. What's next? Pestilence?
Honey, we miss you, but if it means your chiseling out a message on a stone tablet by torchlight, well, then -- we'll muddle through.
But JUST KNOW YOU ARE MISSED. Mkay?
You realize, of course, that I pay a $100 bounty for Red Hat pelts. Doesn't really mesh with my Misogyny post, but there will always be outliers. I learned that in quantitative analysis classes.
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